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we all have them both sides, time to see which side wins regardless of contents of pants.. lol

your Guy side

[x] you love hoodies.
[x] you love jeans.
[x] dogs are better than cats
[x] it's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] you've played with/against guys on a team.
[x] shopping is torture.
[] sad movies suck.
[] you own an x-box.
[x] played with hotwheels cars as a kid.
[x] at some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] you own a DS, PS2 or sega.
[x] you used to be obsessed with power rangers.
[] you watch sports on TV.
[x] gory movies are cool.
[] you go to your dad for advice.
[] you own like a trillion baseball caps.
[] you like going to football games.
[] you used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] baggy pants are cool to wear.
[x] it's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[] you love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] sports are fun.
[] talk with food in your mouth.
[] wear boxers.

total = 15 points.

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your girl side

[] you wear lip gloss.
[] you love to shop.
[] you wear eyeliner.
[] you have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[] you wear the color pink.
[x] go to your mom for advice.
[] you consider cheerleading a sport
[] you hate wearing the color black.
[] you like hanging out at the mall.
[] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] you like wearing jewelry.
[] skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[x] you don't like the movie star wars. (FCUK YOU!!)
[] you are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[] it takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[] you smile a lot more than you should.
[] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] you care about what you look like.
[] you like wearing dresses when you can.
[] you like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] you wear girl underwear.
[x] used to play with dolls as little kid.
[] like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[] like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

total= 6 points

I am not surprised, though I think this has a bit a mysogonistic slant.   So "Cool" things are boy things and "selfish and vain" things are girlie thing?  Color me slightly offended here.  
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nursethalia's avatar
Yeah, I only got 3 1/2 points for girly stuff...it is a bit sterotypical. Since when do ALL girls love to shop and wear skirts and get manicures and want to be cheerleaders and whatnot? And girls are only allowed to have the favourite colour pink???